Oh, no no no. Phantom of the Opera is poised to jump the shark...big time. Some might argue that Gerard Butler was riding that motorcycle with Emmy Rossum in a sidecar when it jumped. But, no, I'd have to say it's going to jump over Coney Island.
And so I give you a little song my husband wrote to commemorate the occasion, sung to the tune of "That's All I Ask of You":
No more talk of nachos
Forget your wild-eyed beans
I'm here...nothing will harm you
These rides will twist and turn you
Let me buy you soft drinks
Let me dry your spills
You're safe...each ride's inspected
From "The Rocket" to "Satan's Rejected"
Then saaaaaaaaaaaaay you'll ride with me
You're at least forty inches
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeet me hold your purse and sun-glasses......
Share each picture with me...snapped on each ride
That's all I ask of you.
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Is Andrew Lloyd Webber absolutely NUTS??????????????????
This sounds terrible... NAY...repulsive.
I just puked thinking about it.
Boo Hissy ALW...BOO HISSY!!!
-Shelli
excellent, excellent, excellent use of the phrase "boo hissy".
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