Christmas cannot come quickly enough this year. I don't know why, but I am just counting down the seconds! Really, I am probably counting down the seconds every year, but I just forget year to year what the wait is like.
I have discovered that you can make just about any adjective into a humorous nickname by following this formula:
_________y Mc________ster.
Example from last night:
I don't want to be a Judgey McJudgester, but keep your teenage kids quiet in the movie theater while I'm trying to enjoy the Chronicles of Narnia.
Example from right now:
Ughh, Sunny! You smell awful, Stinky McStinkster! (He just hasn't been smelling frishy-fresh lately at all.)
Especially funny if you add "Mr. or Miss" to the beginning. (i.e. Sunny's official title is Mr. Stinky McStinkster)
Go ahead, give it a try! It's fun!
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Yup, it works a treat!
I have used adding "ski" to the end of peoples' names with devastating efficiency too. :)
Mr. Oney who listenster.
Ah ha! I may just youink that for my latest post about Miss Snarky McSnarkster!
I wanted to be Miss Cheery McCheerster, but she made me into Miss Grumpy McGrumptster.
Woo! You're right! That IS fun!
mpooh! That's my word verification. FOr some reason, I love it!
birpa!
That one's fun, too! :)
ok... going now...
How about Mr. and Mrs. Selfy McSelfish who bring their crying baby to the movies and ruin it for everyone else...Harry Potter AND Narnia...bad luck both times.
Or... _______y ________instine.
Ex: Indianna...you smell!, you are
Poopy Poopinstine!!!
Oh, I like the "-instine" as well!
And DON'T get me started on my Narnia experience last week.
1. Don't bring your five year old to a movie that won't end until 10!
2. I can handle the little kids behind me gasping in awe at Aslan...kind of endearing, but to the Wimpy McWimpster mom of teenagers sitting catty-corner behind me: Tell your snotty teenage kids to stop talking!
Okay, I'm done.
oh, and Hillary, I love the word "Snarky". It's one of my favorites!
My favorite is to use _______erson....
Crabby McCraberson! [that would be me this morning!!]
I've got to find a way to make it sound foul-mouthed. Like Pricky McPrickster, Booby McBoobster, or Shitty McShitster.
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