16 December 2005

ho ho ho

Christmas cannot come quickly enough this year. I don't know why, but I am just counting down the seconds! Really, I am probably counting down the seconds every year, but I just forget year to year what the wait is like.

I have discovered that you can make just about any adjective into a humorous nickname by following this formula:

_________y Mc________ster.

Example from last night:
I don't want to be a Judgey McJudgester, but keep your teenage kids quiet in the movie theater while I'm trying to enjoy the Chronicles of Narnia.

Example from right now:
Ughh, Sunny! You smell awful, Stinky McStinkster! (He just hasn't been smelling frishy-fresh lately at all.)

Especially funny if you add "Mr. or Miss" to the beginning. (i.e. Sunny's official title is Mr. Stinky McStinkster)

Go ahead, give it a try! It's fun!


One who listens said...

Yup, it works a treat!

I have used adding "ski" to the end of peoples' names with devastating efficiency too. :)

Mr. Oney who listenster.

Hillary said...

Ah ha! I may just youink that for my latest post about Miss Snarky McSnarkster!

I wanted to be Miss Cheery McCheerster, but she made me into Miss Grumpy McGrumptster.

Woo! You're right! That IS fun!

mpooh! That's my word verification. FOr some reason, I love it!

Hillary said...


That one's fun, too! :)

ok... going now...

Superchikk said...

How about Mr. and Mrs. Selfy McSelfish who bring their crying baby to the movies and ruin it for everyone else...Harry Potter AND Narnia...bad luck both times.

Shelli said...

Or... _______y ________instine.

Ex: Indianna...you smell!, you are
Poopy Poopinstine!!!

Karen said...

Oh, I like the "-instine" as well!

And DON'T get me started on my Narnia experience last week.

1. Don't bring your five year old to a movie that won't end until 10!

2. I can handle the little kids behind me gasping in awe at Aslan...kind of endearing, but to the Wimpy McWimpster mom of teenagers sitting catty-corner behind me: Tell your snotty teenage kids to stop talking!

Okay, I'm done.

Karen said...

oh, and Hillary, I love the word "Snarky". It's one of my favorites!

sarah j. said...

My favorite is to use _______erson....

Crabby McCraberson! [that would be me this morning!!]

karla said...

I've got to find a way to make it sound foul-mouthed. Like Pricky McPrickster, Booby McBoobster, or Shitty McShitster.