I realize that (a) I haven't posted anything over here in quite a while, (b) I haven't posted a "Jumped the Shark" Friday bit in even longer, and (c) it's not even Friday.
But it is Groundhog Day.
So all I have to say is...come on, PETA!! Are they serious? They want to replace Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog with a robotic animal. And as far as I can tell, they're not kidding.
Aside from the fact that Phil is one of the most spoiled little marmots on the planet (which he has earned), I'm just not sure I could get behind celebrating "Groundhog-like Cyborg Day".